Hometown Hijinx

I know I promised the gory details of Monday's little health issue for today -- but this week's been heavy enough.  How 'bout a little Mary Worth bashin'?

Is it just me, or is the woman on the right a young version of Mary Worth herself?  It's almost as if Mary is fantasizing...."mmm, if only I was a little younger, I'd comfort you, Billie Jean."

This isn't the first time we've seen Mare go for a little hot old-lady-on-young-chick shoulder-touching action.  Let's recall a touching scene between Mary and young Anna Tieg, from just a few short weeks back:

Kind of leaves you -- and them -- speechless, no?
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Every few months, we receive the Shaler Township newsletter.  It's an informative missive, filled with many correctly-spelled words.  This time around, they announced a contest.

Seems that with all of the renovations on Route 8 (aka the North Hills answer to Route 51 in all its ugliness, minus only the Levitske clan), Shaler has decided to place a "Welcome to Shaler" sign at the appropriate spot along the road.

Problem is, though, that "Welcome to Shaler" doesn't adequately illustrate the splendor of our community -- so we're having a contest to determine a new motto.

Here's my submission, and I'm hoping to garner enough support to get it chosen:

Welcome to Shaler -- McCandless Living at an Etna Price!

Comments

[Scott]

Come to think of it, we've never actually witnessed Mary and Doctor Cory getting it on...perhaps Mary is of that type that dares not speak its name.

Blech...

[Sarah]

I love your motto! Does that mean that Hampton could add to one of their existing Rt8 signs? "Welcome to Hampton - more elite than Shaler, but not as bad as Pine!"
I live in Hampton, but if I really wanted to, I could throw a rock from my front yard and hit Shaler. Yep, sometimes I just stand there on the lawn, lobbing rocks at Shaler for no good reason.

[Bob]

Sarah -- so THAT'S where all these rocks are coming from!

Darn you Hampton elitists...

[Ding]

So sorry that I've given in to my addiction to reading Mary Worth. Most days, after seeing it, I just wish I couldn't read. Lame, lame, lame... only it's like a train wreck. I have to look!